How to Lose a Guy in 10 Makeup Mistakes!
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We Are All Guilty
None of us are perfect – especially when it comes to makeup those little makeup no-nos that we have all been guilty of at one point or another. This is just a little video to help us laugh a bit at ourselves and help us keep in mind things to avoid before heading out into the world.
How To Avoid Makeup Mistakes
Of course, this topic wouldn’t be especially useful without talking about how to avoid these major makeup mistakes. Here’s a rundown of the mistakes shown in the video and how to overcome them.
80′s Eyes
- If you want to wear bright makeup then go for it, BUT pick 1 feature- eyes, cheeks, OR lips- not all of the above.
- If you love blue eyeshadow, then wear it in moderation- you can apply on the outer part of the eye or smudge along the lashline, but not all over the eyes. If you must wear the blue eyeshadow all over the lids, then put a neutral color in the crease to tone it down.
- Choosing a dark blue vs a bright blue also works- it isn’t as overpowering but still has that blue color you are aiming for! Here’s my list of Top 10 Blue Eyeshadows
Overbronzer
- Rule #1: For all that is holy, DON’T APPLY BRONZER ALL OVER YOUR FACE. Just because you want to look tan, doesn’t mean bronzer all over will make you look like a golden goddess….
- Apply a darker bronzer just under the cheek bones and a bit on the forehead, or if it’s a lighter colored bronzer, you can apply on top of the cheekbones and down the nose.
- Make sure your bronzer is just 2 shades darker than your skin- any darker than that, and it starts looking orange and fake. My favorite bronzer is NARS Laguna Bronzer
Sticky Lips
- The trick to avoiding sticky lips (guys #1 pet peeve with makeup is kissing sticky lips), is to find the correct lipgloss. My favorite non sticky ones are the NYX Mega Shines, MAC lipglasses, and NARS lipglosses.
- Don’t apply too much lipgloss. If it starts dripping down your lips, you know it’s time to back away from the lipgloss tube….
Lipstick Teeth
- After you apply your lipstick, stick a finger (clean fingers only please
) in your mouth, close your lips around it and pull your finger out. It will take off the lipstick on the inner part of the lips that rubs off on your teeth.
Clown Blush
- Apply blush a little bit at a time- you can always add more, but it’s very hard to take away.
- Choose a blush that is 1-2 shades darker/brighter than your skin. So, if you have medium color skin, go for a medium pink or a medium coral color- if it’s a bright pink, you’ll have the clown look. If it’s a pale pink, it won’t show up much. (I’ll do a video soon on my favorite blush shades for every skin color)
Cakey Face
- I get the most questions on this one, but it truly comes down to one thing: DON’T APPLY TOO MUCH POWDER. Powder is a wonderful product- it gives a matte look to the face and makes your foundation last longer, but it can also be your worst nightmare since it’s easy to apply too much and get a “cakey” looking complexion. Apply powder only where you feel you need it- generally on the T zone (nose, chin, and middle of forehead). If your skin is dry, you may not need powder at all.
- To apply a thin layer of powder, I prefer using flat powder puffs instead of brushes as you can control how much powder you pick up. Pat the powder on instead of swiping, and it will apply a thin layer without messing up your foundation underneath.
Spider Lashes
- Throw away your mascara that is more than 3 months old. If it’s older than that, it can grow bacteria and start to get clumpy.
- If you want to apply 2 coats of mascara, do it quickly as once it dries, it’s easy for it to clump on your lashes.
- When you pull the mascara wand out of the tube, scrape the excess off the end of the tube so you don’t apply too much mascara at once.
Overdrawn Lips
- If you want your lips to look fuller, apply a light colored lipgloss instead of lining outside your lips. This looks more natural and doesn’t age you as much!
- Avoid dark color lipsticks. Just like wearing black makes you look slimmer, so does wearing a dark red lipstick make your lips look slimmer. Stick with lighter colors like pinks and even peach- avoid the burgundy or dark red colors.
Overdrawn Eyebrows
- If your eyebrows are very light or super thin, you can still fill in with an eyebrow pencil, BUT use sparingly and apply in short strokes just where the “bald” spots are. For the rest of your brows, use a matte eyeshadow or brow powder with a small angled brush- it looks less harsh and more natural. (I will do a video on this soon- I promise!)
- If your hair color is light, you want your brows to be 2 shades darker than your hair color. If your hair is dark, your brows should be 1-2 shades lighter.
Pasty Face
- This usually is the result of too light a foundation… It can be very hard to notice until you walk outside in natural light or see pictures of yourself and see the clear difference in color between your face and your body color (I am guilty of this one in the past!) Do your best to do your makeup in natural light or a well-lit room so you can see exactly if your foundation matches your body.
- I always blend my foundation down the neck some- this way if it doesn’t completely match my skin color, it’s less obvious.
- Mix your foundations. I keep at least 2 colors on hand to mix on those days that I may have gotten a slight tan- I keep one in my lightest skin color (what my skin looks like in the winter months), and one 2-3 shades darker than that. I can then custom mix and get the perfect color by adding more dark or lighter foundation.
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I TRULY hope you all had fun with this video- it was meant for just that: to be fun! Even though this is a short video, it took a whole team of people and many many hours of work to put this together. A huge thanks goes out to these people for all their work on this! It was so much fun to do- we all had a blast
Creative Director: Marlena from Makeup Geek, LLC
Editor and Videography: Nicola Trombley from Makeup Geek, LLC
Casting and Photography: Lauren Coughlan from A Beautiful Mess Photography
Jay: Noah Coughlan (see info on his race for a cure here! )
80′s Eyes: Valerie Collins
Overbronzer: Jennifer Dahl
Sticky Lips: Jackie Powell-Hogg
Lipstick Teeth: Ashley Reeder
Clown Blush: Nicola Trombley
Cakey Face: Nichole King
Spider Lashes: Paige Solomon
Overdrawn Lips: Leah Purnell
Overdrawn Eyebrows: Paige Solomon
Pasty Face: Victoria Linne














This was a cute video!!!
I loved the video; Very fun and unique xx
it came out great!!!
jojojojo… that was so funny! thank you so much ladies. And the fixing tips are great. xoxo
Thank you for this video….one question; Do you like Benefit porefessional primer? thank you.
very funny but true!!
I loved THE video it was soo funny!!
SO SO CUTE VIDéo! love it!! thanks so much !
Hahahaa… That is a very funny video
But actually the examples are not so funny and unfortunatelly I see them everyday on lots of women…
This must have been a very fun video to shoot! Thank you for such a unique video!
I loved the video , so funny !!!
it seems you had a great time doing it !!
OMG………I can´t watch this in Germany, please please uoload this on another platform, thankx, HONEY <3
This video is brilliant : as useful as it’s fun !
Thanks Marlena !
i really enjoyed reading this post! but i need to point out that mac lipglasses are one of the stickiest glosses ive ever used, so i disagree with u there:)
The funniest thing!
Great advice. Loved, loved the video!
Great Video!!! Loved It
Nice Job!soo funny…good points thank you thank you….XX
Great job on the video. It looks like you all put a lot of work into it and it shows!
I have a question for Marlena:
Can you do a video on spray tanning? And also do you whiten your teeth and if so with what?
Thanks
This is so much fun! It is just what I needed on a Saturday morning, thanks for making it
Wouldn’t an eyelash comb take care of the spider eyes?
Great video as always and good for a giggle. Unfortunately these boo boo’s seem to happen all too often so Thanks for the tips!
This is so funny!!! I agree absolutely… I’m guilty of pasty face, spider lashes, lipstick teeth and probably 80′s eyes and overdrawn lips… at least all of them happened at different moments of my life!!!!… Most recently I realized my foundation didn’t match my neck skin color anymore when I saw some pictures of a party… so embarrasing!!!
Another thing I can’t stand about some people’s makeup is the burgundy/dark brown lip liner (harsh line) with nude gloss… or burgundy eyebrows and strawberry shortcake’s cheeks
OMG! That is MY biggest makeup peeve! Wtf IS the dark brown and even sometimes BLACK lip liner with NO color anywhere else on the lip? And yes, the BURGUNDY eyebrows??!!! Who on EARTH thought that was a good idea?
omg hilarious! Tips are spot on though, thanks!
This is hilarious! i think we are all guilty of all of them at one time or another… this video is informative and very funny! Well done!!!
poor guy…
Theese pictures are so true and so funny. Some people should learn from it! I see this all the time!
Ciao
Alexandra
It was so funny!!!! Thanks for the funny video and i think you saved a lot of girls some horrible make-up bloopers!
ERES INCREIBLE CHICAl!!!……you’re amazing girl. I looooooooooooove the video.
love it! You are such a huge role model for me!
How funny is this!!! One thing I hate is big black mess in the immer corner of the eye
thats hilarious lol I loved it lol
Wonderful video!! Very funny and sooo true!! Marlena, congrats on this super creative idea!!
H-I-LARIOUS!! my Loreal Voluminous is makin my eyelashes do that spider thing (only on the upper ones tho)… now i no how ta fix it, YAY! lol… THANX MARLENA AND EVERYBODY WHO HELPED!!!
This video was fun to watch! I was cracking up the whole time. Thank you Marlena for the tips on how to make sure we don’t end up looking like that. You are the best!!!!!!!!!
That was just tooo funny. Keep up the great work.
Great video and super funny! Thanks!!!
Great video! Very creative!
I have a question Marlena! I have dry skin and lately I’ve noticed that I around my hairline it is very flakey and itchy, as well as red from scratching! I try my best not to scratch it and I moisturize the best I can, but it doesn’t go away! Any suggestions how to fix? Thanks and hope you reply! Keep the tutorials coming!!!
Thanks!!! It’s totally different from a guy’s perspective, isn’t it?! Very helpful =]
Hi, Marlena this is a very funny video. Thanks for such a good work. I’m latin lady but I love to watch your videos eventhough there are too many in spanish. Also, you are one of my inspirations to lose weight. Thanks for being in my life in many ways. I wish the best for you and good luck in Paris.
LOL but what is really sad is that i know so many girls that do all of that and more!
Never expected this one makeupgeek! Really fun to watch. Thanks girls (and guy) for your hard work
Hi, I really love the work of the make up geek team, and I’ve been following you from a while now, I just want to say thank you, because you guys are not also very talented people, but very beautiful inside as well.
I loved the video! Very funny and so many of us have been guilty of these makeup sins at one time or another!
Your male actor looks just like Christian Bale, very cute! I loved the video also and I see a lot of these mistakes all the time.
Thanks once again marlena=)!!,ive just one question,what u do when ur foundation gets on ur clothes=S??i used the mac studio fix powder foundation all over my face,but sometimes when i change my clothes i notices i get makeup on my clothes=S,plzz help!!xx
Thanks for this video. It is obvious that it took a lot of time and effort and I thank you. I laughed and was reminded of important, staple makeup rules. Thanks a ton:)
Great video guys! I’m scared of how many of these I may have been guilty of….lipstick teeth, clown blush, spider eyes, cakey face. YIKES! Oh yeah, loved this one….”it’s about time you got here.” LOL!
Very funny/creative video! I loved it…and “Jay” is really cute too!!
cute video =)
LMAO!!! Love the video.
This video is too cute! And I think that it points out a few no- nos we do without even realizing it. The tips are helpful, too. Very nicely done.
Loved it Marlena!! But where were you?? xx
BEST POST about makeup i EVER seen . so great
What a wonderful and fun video. I really liked the practical application later on. Happy New Year it will be exciting for sure!
I love the movie and I love the write up
I love it. Had a good laugh.
haha i did hd a lipstick problem few times …………its funny………. keep it up Marleena and MUG Team.
Cute Video.
One minor critique: Suggesting MAC Lipglasses as a solution to sticky lips seems counter-intuitive since they are some of the stickiest glosses on the market. If you want to recommend a MAC product, the lustreglasses would be a better, less sticky choice.
THANK YOU! That gloss is HORRIBLE in stickiness!
I agree…it’s like napalm. Flypaper is less sticky…M, I totally don’t agree with that fix-it!
This was awesome. I loved it!
I love the video, it’s so much fun! Thx for the laughs:-)
MAC Lipglass is THE stickiest gloss I have EVER tried!!!
The Dare To Wear Lipglasses Are Worse!
Ha ha I loved this video! I watch it all the time! Overdrawn Eyebrows sounds familiar….
i loved loved loved this video! great work!
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Most pointless and ridiculous video waste of 3minutes il never get bak.
This is just epic xD
I’ve had sticky lips a few times… :S But not anymore!
This was an awesome idea. I loved this video.
Way cute video, you guys! It looks like you had tons of fun! And I like this list of don’ts! All too often I see people doing these don’ts! AGH!
It was hilarious! So funny XD I also love the tips after that.
I know you said you were going to do another video on…at least I think you said that, but how much face primer should I be using. A pea size or more like a quarter? I use very little right now…but I don’t know.
Hello Marlena and anybody else here who can help me out!
I just went through a traumatic spray tanning accident that made my face one shade lighter than my body.. What do I do for foundation? One that matches my face and neck or the rest of my body?
PLEASE HELP!
This video is soooo cute. I found your website years ago and have religiously followed your every move. I’m obsessed with makeup and last year I took my makeupgeekiness to a whole new level becoming a professional makeup artist! You and the the gorgeous women on your site have been the biggest inspiration. Marlena, you are an amazing makeup artist and such a sweet girl. I just wanted to thank all of you for helping me find a direction. For my portfolio that I’m trying to build I’m must know what cameras and video cameras you use! Please please please respond! You just have such great video quality and pictures…but that might just be from you all being gorgeous! Thank you!!!!
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Hilarious! Kudos to the brave chicks that played the examples.
LOL. This is such a cool idea! Great job Marlena and the the girls x
hilarious! love it.
HI Marlena, Great video!
this has nothing to do with the video but, when i go into sephora and MAC i get so overwhelmed any suggestions on whati should do?
YOU ROCK THE WORD BEAUTIFUL!
Great job on the video everyone!
Love the video! What a cute idea!
Wonderful! Wonderful!
I’ve been guilty of all of these.
My best tool is still a kleenex wrapped around my finger to buff buff buff….. If you have to ask yourself: “Is this maybe too-too?” The answer is always: “Yes. It is.”
All best and many more –
Bunny Hopkins
Can u do a video on cakey faces eye makeup. LOVE!!!!!!!
Ha Ha Ha LOVE this video!!!!!!!!!
funny video!
hey marlena..!!!! i loved this video.. haha
I love the joke! Great article!
I love it, thx u for the fix tips.
It´s sad….I can´t watch this in Germany, would you please upload it on VIDDLER ???
THANK YOU MARLENA =)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=) <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
I can’t watch it too
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hi Marlena
Can u put this video in other format it’s not availbale in my country (germany)
I’m scared to look in the mirror, but I better recheck myself – do NOT want to be an offender on this “Most Wanted List”…
Great job, Marlena – loved it!
Hahaha this was super funny/ helpful. You should do one about hair! Im super against pigtails and greasy hair. The worst thing is to put olive oil in your hair as a deep conditioner and forget to fully rinse it out. lol Im all about coconut oil lately! It smells AMAZING and makes your hair like silk
http://www.fourgreensteps.com/infozone/lifestyle-health/top-15-natural-beauty-secrets
It looks like you guys had a ton of fun! Great video!
Great video!! Thanks so much for the advice.
Funny video…loved it! I have sadly been guilty of sticky lips and spider lashes
Love it! Awesome, grait idea!
gotta show this video to my friends that i didn’t had the courage to alert them of these mistakes and let them go out this way haha
Loved the video!! I see at least one of these makeup faux-pas at work everyday! Thanks for the great tips!
Soooooo funnnyyy hahahahaha i really loved itttt greattt jooooobbbbbbb to everyone who worked to getting this video done!
Loved the video…keep up the amazing work!!!
love the article, and the pictures were really funny!
A-MA-ZING!!! You’re so creative! Congrats! xoxo…
Loved it! It was very humorous!!
This video was hilarious! And so true haha I see these people all the time we all have something that we do, I have been guilty of the opposite of pasty face, too dark of face, since its hard to find foundations light enough for me that I actually like.
Thank you soo much for uploading for all german viewer´s !!! You made our day xxxx =)=)=) the clip is so funny
Hi, is video is terrible, I love it, jajajajajajaja, and the problem is that some times it’s true. Congrats, really nice and funny.
WOW, this was a very innovative way to make a great point. I love the way this video makes useful and great ways to look our best. Always.
I was guilty of the pasty face, lol, once upon a time. I also noticed for photos I look more natural if I go one shade too dark. Is this the same with anyone/everyone else?
This is why I loved this site! You bring to light and give such great advice on common problems a lot of people don’t even think about.
Unfortunately I can no longer watch videos because I live in Germany and Youtube won’t let me. This is a total BUMMER!!! I am not sure if it is because of music in the vids or what, but I am so sad. Where ever am I going to get such good advice and tips now?
Thanks for also writing and posting pics though. At least I can get the gist of things that way.
OMG! LOL I just found the link to the other mirror and it works! YAY!!! I love whomever fixed this!! THANK YOU!!
Hi Marlena
This is such a fun video to watch! Thanks for the reminder of the no no makeup.
hello marlena!! I absolutely love every makeup you do, they are glamorous, sophisticated, original but still easy to do..
I’ve got a little question for you: (i’m french, so i apologize in advence for my scolar way to talk!)
what do you think about permanent makeup? Do you think it’s a “good” idea to do this? I’m student in esthetic, so i know how to have beautiful eyebrow, but mine are empty (??? I don’t really think that’s very english =) ) so i have to put some eyeshadow on them every mornig!
Bons baisers de france à toi, Anaïs
Hi Marlena!
I am a girl from Mexico…
I always look your videos and I love all of it.
This is very fun…
I always follow you on your website…
I’ don’t really speak english but I’m trying to learn… so hope you can understand me.
I love makeup… and I always check yor website to see if you have a new video… and I practise on me (jejeje)
Thanks for all your tips and ideas I love what you do, I really do.
Well hope to hear more from you soon.
Love
Gabby
LOL loved it!!!
Pasty face was hilarious! I would love to see a tutorial for Mila Kunis’ makeup on the Cosmo cover this month…it’s stunning…dark eyes, neutral lips, right down your alley! Thanks for the fun video, you always keep the website so entertaining!
Hey!
this video is so awesome!! i am sooo guilty of the sticky lips, lol! this is one of the best makeup videos ive seen in a long time. Good job everyone! K
Hi, Marlena,
that was a very funny video!!
) Honestly, I’ve done some of the mistakes (caky face, clown blush)
Can you make a nude makeup look, please, please, please!!!
I’m looking forward to the blush video–I’m running out of my current supply but I’ll hold off buying more until I head Marlena’s input.
Great vid. Anymore upcoming vids for more everyday kind of looks!?
Marlena,
I just stumbled across your website and LOVE IT! You are so beautiful! I need help with my makeup look!
I have been a faithful Mary Kay cosmetic person but lately I just am not impressed with their products. I am looking to change and am not sure what color of foundation, eye shadows, blush etc would be best for me. I have dark brown hair and hazel eyes. I currently wear Mary Kays Medium Coverage Ivory 204. If I were to change what colors would you recommend in your favorite products. Thanks for your help.
so funny but it happens right
That was too funny
thank you all for posting!!!
I like how he left the door open when he drove away, lol
I have made probably all of those makeup mistakes lol…Like you said in the video..what you see in the mirror isn’t how others see you at all
This video is genial!
Congratulations!;)
So funny! I like it!
I looooooooved! I even putted on my website!
xoxo
Raphaela
Cunha
This video is very creative and funny.
I’m learning a lot with your videos.
Thanks.
I love your blog and your You Tube Chanel.
XOXO
I love this! Funny yet very true! May I share this in my blog too??
I loved the video, my sister was chuckling and she couldn’t even hear the audio. It also helped me find out what was wrong with my mascara.
Hahahaha, soooo funny! Love i! SOOO trrruuueeee
spot on
and very very funny, I love your work.
Hi Marlena,
love the video, I want to know If I can download it for me and add subtitles in portuguese, to help the readers of my blog. Of course I´ll give you the credits.
Please answer me.
xoxo
Nary
I loved this! We really do some of these mistakes sometimes… =(
Great video made me laugh
im curious to know whether or not if wearing quite a bit of eyeliner would be a problem. Because when i wear my eyeliner i like to wear it kinda heavy so i would like to know if that would scare a guy away.
Very very funny!
omg it is so funny because it is sadly true for some peopple