Now granted most of these women have personal makeup artists to take care of their lovely faces, but on the MUA’s day off, these women are let to fend for themselves.

Paris forgot to blot!

This is always an embarrassing situation. If you’re going to be in a social setting, skip the gloss and keep it matte. Paris should be investing in NARS Jungle Red Lipstick (semi matte bright red).

Britney needs a mattyfing primer stat!

I’m almost speechless on this one.  Amongst many of the other makeup mistakes that are going on in this picture, Britney should really be looking into a smoothing primer to even out her skin tone.  My favorites are MAC’s Mattyfing primer or Too Faced Primed and Poreless.

Bad Bronzer Placement for CZJ!

If you’re going to use bronzer, the placement is important. In Catherine Zeta Jones’s case, she should have kept it to the apples of her cheeks and the sides of the temples to highlight her amazing cheekbones. My favorite bronzer is NARS Laguna Bronzer.

Rihanna is overkill on the undereye concealer!

Rihanna honey, find a concealer to match your skin! If your eyes look dark and tired from a full day’s work, use an eye brightener over your normal foundation or concealer to lighten and brighten the area.  A good option is to use something like  Benefits-Ooh La Lift, instead of using 4 shades lighter concealer.

JLo washes out her usual glowing skin

Why on earth would you ever want to mute out such gorgeous skin?!  Women pay good money to get coloring like hers! I would suggest  Jennifer Lopez go and find a foundation that matches her skin tone and illuminates the gorgeous skin she was born with.  Neutrogena Healthy Skin Foundation should do the trick, and give her that beautiful tan glow.

Kim breaks the matchy-matchy rule!

Not only does the blue underneath her eyes match her dress perfectly, but it also makes her look ill.  If you want to match the color of your eyes to your dress, okay fine, but the thickness of the line is dreadful.  She should have kept it smooth and minimal. Maybe next time she can use Urban Decay’s 24/7 pencil in Binge (midnight blue) on just the waterline, and keep it simple.